the message board has gone mental

[bravecaptain]

or is it me?

[bravecaptain]

no, this works, its replying that doesn't.

i'm talking to myself now.

[Dave w.]

this is

a reply


testingtesting12

[Dave w.]

seems to be ok

[Dave w.]

now i'm talking to myself .

what fun this is.

[sparky]

think it's working. i know let's try the slow worm test:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfacts/factfiles/281.shtml

[sparky]

sure is - slow worms showing up just fine.

everyone please take your seats again now please...

[bravecaptain]

it must be me, half my replies aren't showing up and i keep having to refresh. i'm being really funny as well.

did any one see the jack - didn't i used to be funny (no) - dee show on on the box last night? he is utter shite, the diametric opposite of what it is to be funny. i fucking hate stand up comedians, isn't there a law that says they need to be even just a little bit funny? i especially hate those wankers who go on shows about the greatest this and the worst that and they all talk in the same voice (the 'eager student') fuck off! none of 'em are anywhere near as funny as tommy boo or che.

aaaaanyway, joan rivers was on and i cant remember if she used to be funny when she was supposed to be funny but, fuck me, i wet my pants laughing at her last night. she is hyper modern man, she looks like a fucking alien and she just rants and raves about plastic surgery and shit. hee hee. 'i love 2004', now when are they going to make that fucking show?

mx

[chris bartley]

I totally agree about Jack Dee.But if you want to watch something totally dire watch Middlesbrough's very own 'Steel River Blues'.Tonight I think. Music by Chris Rea. It will ruin the firemen of ever fetting any public sympathy ever again. Anyone for a 'Stop Steel River March'?

[bravecaptain]

march eh? hmmm, sounds like exercise to me GET HIM!

mx

[the god love & peace]

[Swordfishtrombone!]

The messageboard has gone mental
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and The messageboard has gone mental
The messageboard has gone mental...

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and The messageboard has gone mental
The messageboard has gone mental

cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause The messageboard has gone mental
The messageboard has gone mental...

and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
The messageboard has gone mental
The messageboard has gone mental
The messageboard has gone mental
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me

[bravecaptain]

the message board has gone mental

she said with a weary glance


i pulled over and got in, my tie was read

it said

hope is whore

but what a ride

package from jim, just got in

swarm and dither and cats


and like mary always says

life is only lonely


if you want it to be

i pulled up my pants

and i jumped on board

i had no where else to go.

mx

[Tommy BOO]

[Setareh Juventina]

Did Shankly really say that?

L&P
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