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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:49    Post subject: four candles Reply with quote

"West Mercia police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly knickers, but the Chief Constable said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"The search for the man who terrorizes nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Lemuel Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow."

"Ethyl Wainwright, the station announcer at Victoria, today married engine driver Dick Crankshaw, her dress was a white organdy with lace bodice, and her train was twenty minutes late."

"We’ve just heard that a cement mixer has collided with a prison van on the Kingston Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for sixteen hardened criminals."

"The Prime Minister gave some interesting figures on education today. In the greater London area, one half of the people can’t read, one half can’t write, and the other three quarters can’t add up."

"The Ministry of Defense have announced new pay scales for the army, heavily favoring the NCO’s. Said a new recruit, 'It’s all very well for the sergeants and the corporals, but it’s a nasty blow to the privates.'"

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 17:49    Post subject: Reply with quote

brilliant stuff when is it on Saturday after Dr Who? !! I will be watching!!
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 20:08    Post subject: Reply with quote

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