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Forbes Hyphen
Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 103 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 01:01 Post subject: |
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Lethal from 2 yards!
Harder to score from close in than from 30 yards - even the most lumbersome centre half can do that (remember John Jensen who to my memory only ever scored 2 goals, both thunderbolts). That's why the clod hoppers are at the back, the tossers tend to develop ever more amazing ways to miss when in the 6-yard box every game week.
30 goals a season from Tommy Tynan (or Ian Rush for you reds out there) from close range every time for me, alright they may nevere have dribbled round anyone, are worth 10 long range hotshots.
And those new fido footballs have made it easy to twat it, they curve more than any banana i've ever seen.
What's the best/ most succesful way to give up smoking? _________________ Be sad, be happy and be wise |
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Lysergic acid
Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 66 Location: on a piece of wheat
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 03:29 Post subject: |
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mrfiresky wrote: |
Yes.
Is it just me or are the Arctic Monkeys totally shit? |
yep they are totally shit,
but is'nt
Arctic Monkeys
a shitty name for a band? _________________
what's all the fuss gus??
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CiaranMac
Joined: 03 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Sligeach
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 07:35 Post subject: |
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band names quickly become irrelevant if the music speaks for itself (whether it does or not is another question)
What's that coming over the hill is it a monster? _________________ www.myspace.com/storkboychoons
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John Mc
Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 1398
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 07:45 Post subject: |
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No, it's Pascal Chimbonda/Didier Drogba/Michael Chopra if the football chants are to be believed.
Would you rather have massive oversized hands, twice the size they are now, or a tail? |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 08:16 Post subject: |
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Forbes Hyphen wrote: |
What's the best/ most succesful way to give up smoking? |
I technically have no idea but I say cold turkey anyway.
For the record to those who replied, our apartment does not need floor work and if it did we wouuldn't do it, the company that we hire from would. It's more about putting things in the right places etc.
How can human beings be so cruel?
Love & Peace _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 08:17 Post subject: |
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John Mc wrote: |
Would you rather have massive oversized hands, twice the size they are now, or a tail? |
Twice the size of now (would be okay because I have small hands). I hate the idea of tails, it freaks me out.
Is there any pleasure in the world compared to chocolate (I'm talking about proper chocolate, not Mars bars or the like)?
Love & Peace _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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mixedcasesspaces
Joined: 04 Aug 2004 Posts: 574 Location: In the bin, wriggling around with the apple cores
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 16:51 Post subject: |
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Setareh Juventina wrote: |
Is there any pleasure in the world compared to chocolate (I'm talking about proper chocolate, not Mars bars or the like)? |
I think chocolate is pretty much up there, especially melted chocolate poured over hot chocolate brownie... not sure it's the best pleasure in the world though... I can think of at least one other
How much wood would a wook chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? _________________ http://www.facebook.com/thelostcavalry
www.thelostcavalry.com
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Forbes Hyphen
Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Posts: 103 Location: Plymouth
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 20:06 Post subject: |
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If I knew what a wood chuck was and the throwing abilities of said creature i'd answer more accurately.... about a tree's worth at a time maybe.
Pop songs.. is it better to have a fade out or come to a complete stop at the end? _________________ Be sad, be happy and be wise |
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John Mc
Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 1398
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Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 21:02 Post subject: |
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Fade out purely cos when you play them at parties you can watch the awkwardness as people are never quite sure when they have to stop dancing as it fades.
How much would I have to pay you to tidy my flat and do my washing and ironing? It's not a big flat but there is a lot of washing. |
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CiaranMac
Joined: 03 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Sligeach
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Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 14:09 Post subject: |
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ten benson and a few pints of guinness.
is february 1st the start of spring or is it march 21st or some other date? _________________ www.myspace.com/storkboychoons
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John Mc
Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 1398
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 08:59 Post subject: |
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I've just looked out of the window and saw no baby lambs so it ain't spring yet.
Why is everything so complicated? |
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gillworm
Joined: 14 Nov 2002 Posts: 529 Location: London
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 13:48 Post subject: |
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John Mc wrote: |
No! Suddenly everyone in the world is going to gigs and its impossible to get a tickets. Which leads me onto:
Is it worth paying £30 to watch the Manic Street Preachers? |
oops. too late x 2
is James Bradfield hot or what?
www.manics.co.uk - check out the vid footage! _________________ (and gillworm! she's so funny!) |
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John Mc
Joined: 29 Oct 2003 Posts: 1398
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 20:31 Post subject: |
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I'm seeing them at the Astoria. I went there in the week and they now have a bloke in the toilet dishing out mouthwash and aftershave and stuff, like they have in swanky bars. Very odd
James Dean Bradfield is what. Eyeless In Canton has just come on my Itunes, that is hot.
Does "Epic Movie" look like the worst thing ever invented by mankind? |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 07:40 Post subject: |
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CiaranMac wrote: |
ten benson and a few pints of guinness.
is february 1st the start of spring or is it march 21st or some other date? |
March 20th or 21st (varies from year to year).
I'm leaving my union, should I join another?
L&P _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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CiaranMac
Joined: 03 Sep 2002 Posts: 460 Location: Sligeach
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 19:33 Post subject: |
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Depends on whether you are just pissed off with Unions in general or that particular one. I'll stick my head out and say no.
Should I follow my dream? and if the decision proves wrong can I hold the person below responsible? _________________ www.myspace.com/storkboychoons
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