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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2003 10:53 Post subject: Give me some Moo Goo Gai Pan... |
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...I used to date a woman called Moo Goo Gai Pan, her first name was Frieda, he was half Jewish half Chinese, they used to call her the Ori-Yenta...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...that got me laughing to tears, it's from Walter Mathau's last film, don't know the title but it has Meg Ryan, Diane Keaton and Lisa Kudrow in it, directed by Keaton.
The ori-yenta...hoohohohohohohoho...mein gott...L&P _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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che
Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Posts: 988 Location: in the gutter, staring at the stars.
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 22:35 Post subject: |
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what the minty fuck?
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Tommy BOO
Joined: 21 Aug 2002 Posts: 3066 Location: here, there, and everywhere
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2003 23:15 Post subject: |
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Hmmm. Should we be worried about you Setareh? _________________
"Tommy Boo has played a pivotal role in my life. I've looked up to him since I was a kid and he has inspired every note of music I have ever written. The man is a fucking genius"
-BC
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 12:26 Post subject: |
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But darlings, just read the message, it's not abnormal, I just told you about a funny quote in a movie...L&P _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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che
Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Posts: 988 Location: in the gutter, staring at the stars.
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 19:08 Post subject: |
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that's not funny. in fact, that's so unfunny, it makes a really nasty plane crash look quite humourous.
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2003 19:37 Post subject: |
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che wrote: |
that's not funny. in fact, that's so unfunny, it makes a really nasty plane crash look quite humourous.
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It is funny too, it was hilarious in the movie but it's funny told as well...don't you get 'orienta'? L&P
P.S. You may still disagree but brits do have a 'different' sense of humour to the rest of us...I'm not then kind who laughs at toilet jokes and fat people...just in case your mind went in those directions. _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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Mr. Gigglepants Guest
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 19:53 Post subject: |
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Hmmmm...
I'm not a Brit and it's still not funny... and don't confuse me thinking it's not funny with me not getting it. It's just one of those jokes my Gran would tell just before she pissed herself and passed out in her dinner (now THAT'S funny).
I'm off to laugh at a fat person in a toilet. |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2003 20:39 Post subject: |
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Mr. Gigglepants wrote: |
Hmmmm...
I'm not a Brit and it's still not funny... and don't confuse me thinking it's not funny with me not getting it.
I'm off to laugh at a fat person in a toilet. |
I am so close to becoming a valley girl it's incredible. Anyway, it's still funny, whether you think it or not. L&P
P.S. And what is it with that last comment, have you never seen a Farrelleys brothers movie? They are nearly all about those things, not my creation _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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Mr. Gigglepants Guest
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2003 09:50 Post subject: |
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Don't worry -- I wasn't crediting you with the old "fat-person-in-a-toliet" routine. Nor was I attempting to credit you with fat people, toilets or any comedy related to either.
And if you find bad racial puns hilarious, well then that's what floats your boat I guess. |
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