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KENFROM RHYL
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 08, 2004 18:55    Post subject: ATTENTION BRACE CAPTAIN SIR. STAND BY YOUR BEDS! Reply with quote
HELLO AGAIN MARTIN. ME AND MRS KEN WERE SPRING CLEANING THE HOUSE THIS MORNING AND WE FOUND AT THE BACK OF THE WARDROBE A T - SHIRT THAT I BOUGHT FOR MRS KEN ON THE "ITS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING WAKE UP BOO TOUR" IN 1995. THE PROBLEM BEING THIS. THE T- SHIRT IN QUESTION WAS A SKINNY RIB "ITS LULU" DESIGN. NOW TO BE PERFECTLY FRANK THE DESIGN OF THIS GARMENT MEANT THAT IT COULD ONLY FIT INCREDIBLY SKINNY LADIES (WITH KNOCKERS LIKE FRIED EGGS) AND AS ANYONE WHO HAS EVER MET MRS KEN WOULD TELL YOU SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BONNY LASS WITH MORE THAN A COUPLE OF HANDFULLS OF BAZOOKA JOY IF YOU GET MY DRIFT. (INCIDENTALLY THE BOOS DIDNT PLAY RHYL THAT TOUR SO I HAD TO TRAVEL ALL THE WAY TO THE BIRMINGHAM IRISH CENTRE TO SEE YOU PLAY £25 ON THE TRAIN EACH!!!!. I TRIED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO TIM THE ONE ON THE BASS BUT HE PRETENDED NOT TO HEAR ME) ANYWAY THE POINT BEING THIS THE T SHIRT NEVER FITTED MRS KEN IT TOOK ME 45 MINUTES TO GET IT OFF WHEN WE EVENTUALLY SQUEEZED HER INTO IT SO COULD WE HAVE A REFUND? CHEERS CART! KEN. XX
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KENFROM RHYL
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 07:52    Post subject: Reply with quote
IT WAS £12 BUT WE WOULD SETTLE FOR £8. CHEERS PAL.
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