exodus gets their ad placement very wrong

PrincessPunkRock · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 258 Location: London, UK

anyone seen this little gem...?

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Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

To the un-educated, who the fuck are exodus?

The Poster seems to say you can become Gay if you really want to, though I have a feeling that's not what they are trying to say Wink

Going Glasto this year Princess?

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Dubya - T · Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 16:57 Post subject:

I thought Exodus were a Thrash Metal band from the 80's.

Perhaps they've "diversified" recently....
Confused

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i could'nt tell what the last two letters were on the (web-address) post-sign in the picture, but it looked like "to", so i typed it in & this what i came up with: http://www.exodus.to

it seems that kinx hint about "you can become gay if you really want to" was right.

Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

Oh. My. Fucking. Good/Bad. God.

Shocked

Sometimes I despair I really do.
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feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

"Thousands of people, like myself, felt trapped by homosexuality and found an escape through Jesus Christ"

ahahahahahaha. Trapped by sex then, "escaped" to religion! AH HAHAHAHAHAA!!!
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feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

oooh look, 1300 posts up.
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feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

PrincessPunkRock · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 258 Location: London, UK

my favourite is from the testimonials page...

'If you ask me if I miss living as a lesbian, my answer to you would be, "No way!"'
--Linda D. Carter

linda carter!? could that be tv's wonderwoman!? ooooh....

i'm currently talking with my people and their people about going to glasto, kinkster... but it looks like i'll be working there again this year. shall we meet up for a refreshing perry?

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Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

If I get tickets that would be a corking idea xxx
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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

Chatting to my girlfriend about this last night. Here's the gist of the conversation.

Jesus was Gay and God is a Peadophile.

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feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

Setareh Juventina · Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:38 Post subject:

No, Jesus was having action with Maria Magdalena, or whatever you call her in English. They were probably married too.

And God is not a paedo...regardless of what you say.

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Kris · Joined: 16 Sep 2002 Posts: 2550 Location: Sheffield

Well there is a general consensus that Mary gave birth to Jesus at around the age of 14, so that's an underage kid he got pregnant Wink

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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

Setareh Juventina · Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 13:02 Post subject:

God didn't molest Mary! Mary wore Joseph's trousers and got his sperm inside of her...or something like that.

Besides...no she wasn't! Hihi.

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PrincessPunkRock · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 258 Location: London, UK

actually, mary had it off with the holy spirit... apparently getting knocked up by a holy ghost precludes one from being tainted by original sin. therefore, old mary was, by biblical definition, a virgin when she squatted out jesus.

... and that's about all i remember from my brief stint at catholic reform school...

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bravecaptain · Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 859

what i remember from catholic school is that i am evil and am going to hell whatever i do.

fortunately i have evolved somewhat since and the illusion that there is a point to all this has fallen away and the idea that there is some kind of higher being watching over us or that there is an afterlife appears to me childish and ridiculous. i am evil and i am going to hell. smashing, at least you'll be able to smoke.

mx

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