DISTURBING SITUATION.

KENFROM RHYL · Guest

ALRIGHTCARTS HOPE LIFE IS TREATING YOU ALL WELL IN LONDON OR WHEREVER IT IS YOU ALL LIVE. APRT FROM BRAVECAPTAIN (FROM THE FRONT TO THE BACK FEEL THE RUSH LIKE A HEART ATTACK!) WHO I KNOW LIVES IN CREWE.

I HAD TO LET ALL YOU CARTS KNOW ABOUT A RATHER STRANGE AND UNPLEASANT THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY IN RHYL.

FIRSTLY I WENT TO THE BUTCHERS FOR SOME MINCE ( FOR ME AND MRS KEN)AND A POUND OF TRIPE FOR THE DOG I AM LOOKING AFTER (CALLED KEITH - STRANGE NAME FOR A DOG!)

WHILST IN THE BUTCHERS CHARLIE WHICKETT (THE OWNER) TOLD ME THAT HE MIGHT HAVE TO CLOSE SOON BECAUSE OF COMPETITION FROM SUPERMARKETS WHICH I THOUGHT WAS VERY SAD AS HE HAS BEEN THERE SINCE 1930 (NOT JUST HIM HIS DAD AS WELL)

ANYWAY CARTS THIS WAS PLAYING HEAVY ON MY MIND AS I WALKED INTO THE TOWN CENTRE WHERE I WAS ACOSTED BY A GROUP OF YOUNG PEOPLE WEARING PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS AND WAVING LEAFLETS AROUND. ONE WAS HOLDING A BOARD SAYING STOP VIVIAN SECTION (WHOEVER HE IS)

ANYWAY CARTS ONE OF THEM SAID TO ME (QUITE LOUDLY) "DO YOU THINK MEAT IS MURDER" MINDFUL OF THE SITUATION THAT MORNING I THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE LOBBYING ON BEHALF OF THE BUTCHERS! SO I RESPONDED "MEAT ISNT MUDER MEAT IS DELICIOUS"

IT DIDNT SEEM TO MAKE THE YOUNG MAN VERY PLEASED BECAUSE HE SHOUED AT ME "F*** OFF YOU MUDERING BEARDED BELLEND" (WHATEVER THAT MEANS) A YOUNG LADY ALSO SCREECHED "AND TAKE YOUR FAT OLD TROUT WITH YOU" ME AND MRS KEN HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS REFFERING TO AS WE HADN'T BEEN TO THE FISHMONGERS THAT DAY!

ANYWAY CART JUST BE AWARE THAT IF YOU BUMP INTO PEOPLE LIKE THAT THEY ARE NOT LOBBYING ON BEHALF OF YOUR LOCAL BUTCHERS!

TAKE IT EASY

I'VE GOT THE POWER!

KEN XX

Guest · Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2005 23:35 Post subject:

dunno, but if u ask me it sounds like they're vegetarians makin' some kind protest on animal rights er somethin'. it seems they're offended by the fact butcher's kill animals.

joeloke22

bravecaptain · Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 859

why don't we start exporting irony stateside? we could make a fortune! Wink

mx

mr firesky · Joined: 22 Aug 2002 Posts: 149 Location: surrey

Life is so complicated these days isn't it KEN? pass on my personal regards to Charlie Whickett. Tell him if I'm ever in Rhyl I will buy a pound of haslett from him - although Rhyl and I havn't crossed paths yet in 30 years so tell him not to rely too much on it.

How about a weekly Blog from Ken? (in the absence of any Blog from Martin?) Wink

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Dubya - T · Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 20:54 Post subject:

Meat is Murder eh??

Ken don't you realise that was Morissey that was being rude to you.

You should have whacked him in the face with a bunch of gladioli, the whinging git.
Twisted Evil

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corin · Guest

bravecaptain · Joined: 08 Feb 2003 Posts: 859

no mate, you're the exception. i got mine of you.
mx

Bev · Joined: 25 Aug 2002 Posts: 843 Location: Nottingham

Andy Crane (REMEMBER ME) · Guest

We miss you KEN Crying or Very sad

mixedcasesspaces · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 13:15 Post subject:

" Andy Crane has got no brain,
Bernard Davey left the navy,
John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
He's a weatherman.

John Kettley is a weatherman,
A weatherman, a weatherman,
John Kettley is a weatherman,
And so is Michael Fish. "
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Guest · Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 22:50 Post subject:

plank-ton · Guest

that me.

Melz · Joined: 20 Aug 2002 Posts: 680 Location: Doncaster

John Leslie · Guest

RIP Kenfrom Rhyl.

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