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PostPosted: Sun Aug 07, 2005 09:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

er, that was me but I was asking on behalf of a, um, friend.

yeah, that's it.. a friend.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 15:36    Post subject: Reply with quote

Girls are ok, as long as you don't touch them, otherwise you can catch babies.

Or something like that anyway.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 09:39    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh, so some of you do have problems still.

bravecaptain slimes..

Dear Dr Phil

Whilst I was on holiday I was in the sea with my girlfriend and I started splashing her and I, er, um, y'know, kinda liked it. If you know what I mean.

Am I a pervert?


The basic answer is yes. You are a sex case and should be hung from the highest branch. The problem you have is what we in the profession would call 'Systematicus persecutus chubuli' or what the layman would call a 'bully boner'.

I recommend instant death and a spell on the sex offenders register or a cold shower.

By the way, I see you still have your own website. See signature...

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