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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 17:57 Post subject: for those interested in the finer arts... |
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Workers knocked over Michelangelo's statue of
David
during museum renovations in Florence yesterday and have caused significant damage to his face, hand and upper body to the right of his neck. Experts say that his face is disfigured to the point where his previously expressionless demeanour is now one of an almost "angered" appearance, as if he was trying to say something to those who inflicted the damage. What
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clear, though, is that he has had a chip on his shoulder ever since...
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Dubya - T
Joined: 27 Aug 2002 Posts: 559 Location: Floatin' down the greasy grass river
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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 20:44 Post subject: |
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That sounds like a news item from the beginning of the Two Ronnies! _________________ We would like to announce that due to cutbacks the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off..... |
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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 20:10 Post subject: |
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I'll take that as a compliment |
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gillworm
Joined: 14 Nov 2002 Posts: 529 Location: London
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 17:59 Post subject: |
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if I were to be as anal as someone we both know I'd say, 'actually he's had a chip
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his shoulder ever since....' |
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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 22:26 Post subject: |
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that's no way to talk about Che. and besides, it's a chip
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his shoulder.
he has a bit of burger between his toes, too, and that's a piece of chicken he's holding. just don't ask me how he got all the pasta in his hair.
I'll leave the sausage gag for you.
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:13 Post subject: |
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glad to see he isn't hiding the salami... |
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gillworm
Joined: 14 Nov 2002 Posts: 529 Location: London
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:16 Post subject: |
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bugger, forgot to sign in! |
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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:33 Post subject: |
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not to worry, you're probably tired after having an unprovoked dig at me on a forum I don't even post on...
I don't know why I bother. |
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