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discoRdance



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 17:57    Post subject: for those interested in the finer arts... Reply with quote



Workers knocked over Michelangelo's statue of David during museum renovations in Florence yesterday and have caused significant damage to his face, hand and upper body to the right of his neck. Experts say that his face is disfigured to the point where his previously expressionless demeanour is now one of an almost "angered" appearance, as if he was trying to say something to those who inflicted the damage. What is clear, though, is that he has had a chip on his shoulder ever since...
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Dubya - T



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PostPosted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 20:44    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
That sounds like a news item from the beginning of the Two Ronnies!
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discoRdance



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PostPosted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 20:10    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll take that as a compliment Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 17:59    Post subject: Reply with quote

if I were to be as anal as someone we both know I'd say, 'actually he's had a chip off his shoulder ever since....'
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discoRdance



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 22:26    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's no way to talk about Che. and besides, it's a chip on his shoulder.

he has a bit of burger between his toes, too, and that's a piece of chicken he's holding. just don't ask me how he got all the pasta in his hair.


I'll leave the sausage gag for you.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:13    Post subject: Reply with quote

glad to see he isn't hiding the salami...
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:16    Post subject: Reply with quote

bugger, forgot to sign in!
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discoRdance



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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 19:33    Post subject: Reply with quote

not to worry, you're probably tired after having an unprovoked dig at me on a forum I don't even post on...

I don't know why I bother. Rolling Eyes
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