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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 23:44 Post subject: the say something about yrself that nobody here knows thread |
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Me: I've done time in the slammer.
Maybe it was because of my time as an estate agent (before I started stealing things from the houses, and eventually got caught) that I didn't mind going to jail so much. I'd heard that the prison I was being sent to was a minimum security place that had "all mod cons"...which sounded believable to me, despite saying it to so many other people in the past about dumps. I mean, I'd previously imagined it would be just four walls and a hard bed, like you see in the films; and not something your average street bum would probably rather stay in, but what I didn't realise was, they'd let all the existing prisoners out just beforehand to make room for a load of new ones after a riot at a concert by a 'Jam tribute band called The Liza Radleys, where a bunch of rockers showed up and were attacked by the so-called mods, and my cell ended up being devoid of any modern conveniences, and as dodgy as the hairstyles and bowling shoes of all the other new inmates.
anyone else? |
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 06:59 Post subject: |
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i met you in jail disco....i loved shovin' my hard-rock cock up your nice beautiful arse as you screamed and moaned for help. i won't forget the time we had together.
LOVEx |
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:44 Post subject: dRd says: |
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Anonymous wrote: |
i met you in jail disco....i loved shovin' my hard-rock cock up your nice beautiful arse as you screamed and moaned for help. i won't forget the time we had together.
LOVEx |
if that's the case, then obviously, you misread the subject line |
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 16:02 Post subject: |
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stop trying to hide it, you know you liked it. |
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 11:29 Post subject: dRd says: |
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I'd have enjoyed it about as much as the last U2 album |
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 12:40 Post subject: |
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I think you probably just fucked his father and then had a snack. |
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che
Joined: 19 Aug 2002 Posts: 988 Location: in the gutter, staring at the stars.
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 15:19 Post subject: |
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when i grow up, i'd like to work for the tourist information board. |
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Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2005 16:41 Post subject: |
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George Guest wrote: |
I think you probably just fucked his father and then had a snack. |
i'm disco's sugardaddy. |
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 16:20 Post subject: |
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Im absolutely terrified of spiders, last night I was working late at home listening to Ella Guru, then I heard a
takatakataka
sound looked at the floor and the biggest spider i've ever seen was just running under an armchair. It was awooden floor but jesus ive never seen one so big it has audible footsteps. Now I cant go in that room any more. |
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discoRdance
Joined: 20 May 2003 Posts: 1183 Location: Ireland
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 19:42 Post subject: |
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I was only joking in the original post
didn't think I'd have to say |
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Setareh Juventina
Joined: 01 Dec 2002 Posts: 1415 Location: Norrköping, Sweden
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 08:05 Post subject: |
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I'm not a very secretive person so there is really nothing that nobody knows, everyone that knows me knows something.
Well, my password, that's unknown, but I'm not telling.
Love & Peace _________________ Man is the only animal clever enough to build The Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump from it. |
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 17:12 Post subject: |
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Setareh Juventina wrote: |
I'm not a very secretive person so there is really nothing that nobody knows, everyone that knows me knows something. |
.....your right, that little snatch of yours has got me going nuts. |
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