Bit bored then?

[Kris]

An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people -- Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that whichever one used the water cooler first the following morning would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
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feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

[joeloke22]

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there's any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl.

The bowl is full of butter.

[Hew]

http://www.xroadsfilms.com/batescomedycentral/

this is pretty funny. george w stuff
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[Kris]

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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

[gillworm]

oi Kinky, yr showing off again!

[joeloke22]

What's the difference between a chav and a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own!

What does a chavette put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her feet!

How do you know a chavette has had an orgasm?
She drops her big mac!!

What's the difference between a chavette and a Ferrari?
Not many people have been in a Ferrari!

What does a chavette have written on the back of her knickers?
NEXT

What's the difference between a chavette and an ironing board?
An ironing boards legs are difficult to get apart!

[Dubya - T]

So they have Chavs in Texas too?

A few years ago all those jokes were "Essex girl". Same thing really, it's just gone global. Scary.
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[Guest]

Essex girl jokes are still the best

[Kris]

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
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"fashioned by the blade of a world that doesn't care,
feeling so removed, drifting thru stealing air then...
pause and think about it, try to move and shift the pain, but it's there you feel it kicking and you scream and feel alive."

[chuddy_]

surely a better link

ttp://www.savethehoodie.com/

make way for the s o v

yay!

[joeloke22]

[Melz]

Heh, did anyone see the Sky One documentary "Hoodies" a week or two ago. I saw adverts for it in which the chavviest bloke ever came on and said in all honesty: "Ad rather be an 'oodie than a chavvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv." Hilarious.
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