Otter vs Crocodile

[John Mc]

Who's side were you on in the otter vs crocodile fight on the ace 'Planet Earth' prgramme on Sunday night?

The food chain is a rubbish system, surely crocodiles shouldn't be allowed to eat birds and wilderbeasts as well as stuff thats in the water.

[bravecaptain]

crocodile. i know whose side i wanna be on when our divine croc masters take over the world.

dude, you need a job.

er, maybe i do too.

mx

[Tommy BOO]

i wouldn't be so sure... i have my money on the ominous otter, it looks quite scary.



i know, i know, i need a job too.


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[mixedcasesspaces]

Tommy, you even bothered to make the image have the mottled brown bc site background, you -clearly- have far too much time on your hands. In fact, you even worked out if it was the lighter or the darker background you needed...

...good attention to detail though, A+
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[sparky]

fook me he has as well.

i enjoyed reading the word 'mottled' this afternoon by the way - thanks for that.

[Melz]

'Mottled'... I like it.

Today, someone at university said the words 'erudite' and 'bollocks' in the same sentence. Cheered me up.

And thanks to Mr. BOO's visual representation, I'm voting for the otter. Don't look into the eyes!
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[joeloke22]

all my bets are up for crazy croco.

[Setareh Juventina]

I chose otter cos otters are cute and small...looking at that photo I'm not so sure anymore...

Love & Peace
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[bravecaptain]

that has got to be the shittest photo of a croc ever. i know they're not 'gators but c'mon. represent!

mx

[Melz]

Out of interest, I got a friend of mine to run the great Otter Vs. Croc battle through a wrestling match simulator. Here's what happened.


Crazy Croco vs. Ominous Otter

This match is a Standard Match for the title of "The Hardest". On his way to the ring at this time, Crazy Croco!!! (crowd boos **)

And his opponent, Ominous Otter!!! (crowd boos ***)

[Special Guest Referee Melz checks Crazy Croco's boots and knee pads. Melz checks Ominous Otter's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Crazy Croco bites Ominous Otter's arm out of desperation. Crazy Croco gouges Ominous Otter's eyes out. Ominous Otter does a cartwheel and kicks Crazy Croco in the face. Crazy Croco gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ominous Otter. Ominous Otter gets back to his feet. Crazy Croco stands up. Crazy Croco with a huge super fisherman buster, driving Ominous Otter into the mat. "Crazy Croco sucks!" chants start in the crowd. Crazy Croco drags Ominous Otter to the floor. Melz starts the count (.1) (..2) They lockup. Crazy Croco sends Ominous Otter to the corner of ringside. (...3) Crazy Croco grabs Ominous Otter's head and hits him in the face. (....4) Crazy Croco pokes Ominous Otter in the eyes. (.....5) Ominous Otter and Crazy Croco move back into the ring. Ominous Otter grabs Crazy Croco's head and hits him in the face. Ominous Otter takes a slap to the face from Crazy Croco. Crazy Croco gets back to his feet. Ominous Otter goes for a crotch slam but Crazy Croco dodges the attack. Ominous Otter hits a kneeling headbutt to Crazy Croco's groin. Crazy Croco moves back to his feet. Crazy Croco neck snaps Ominous Otter. Crazy Croco neck snaps Ominous Otter. Ominous Otter uppercuts Crazy Croco. Ominous Otter tries for a belly-to-belly suplex but is not strong enough to lift Crazy Croco. Ominous Otter uppercuts Crazy Croco. Ominous Otter grabs Crazy Croco's head and hits him in the face. Ominous Otter does a cartwheel and kicks Crazy Croco in the face. Crazy Croco gets back to his feet. Crazy Croco picks Ominous Otter up and executes a stomachbreaker. Crazy Croco punches Ominous Otter repeatedly. Crazy Croco bites Ominous Otter's arm out of desperation. Crazy Croco pokes Ominous Otter in the eyes. ]

Commentator - Eye poke!

[Crazy Croco gouges Ominous Otter's eyes out. Ominous Otter tries for a back suplex but is not strong enough to lift Crazy Croco. Ominous Otter hooks Crazy Croco in the abdominal stretch. Referee Melz is checking for a tap out. ... Ominous Otter tightens the hold … Crazy Croco escapes. Crazy Croco with a huge fisherman buster on Ominous Otter. Crazy Croco is up again. Crazy Croco drags Ominous Otter to the floor. Melz starts the count (.1) Crazy Croco throws a chair at Ominous Otter. Now Ominous Otter standing. (..2) Ominous Otter hits a kneeling headbutt to Crazy Croco's groin. Crazy Croco is up again. (...3) Ominous Otter hits a kneeling headbutt to Crazy Croco's groin. Crazy Croco climbs to his feet. Crazy Croco slaps the face of Ominous Otter. Ominous Otter gets hit with a fisherman suplex by Crazy Croco. “Crazy Croco sucks!” chants start in the crowd. Crazy Croco climbs to his feet. Ominous Otter is up again. Crazy Croco takes Ominous Otter into the ring. Crazy Croco hits Ominous Otter with the crotch slam. Ominous Otter gets sent into the turnbuckle while Crazy Croco hits him with a splash. Indian deathlock applied by Crazy Croco. Melz asks Ominous Otter if he quits ... Ominous Otter tries to escape. ... ... Ominous Otter is fighting the hold. ... ... ... Ominous Otter tries to escape. ... ... Ominous Otter is fighting the hold. ... Ominous Otter is fighting the hold. Ominous Otter taps out.

Commentator - The winner of this match, and officially “The Hardest”, Crazy Croco!!!


So it looks like Martin and joeloke22 were right! As for me, I don't just need a job - after this post I need a LIFE.
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[joeloke22]

i don't wanna life...












































i wanna die...


















































and then be reborn!!!

[Tommy Tynans Lovechild]

Despite that phote, Croc.

Just watch Tarka the Otter. The croc wouldn't have had yer runnin' around trying to find food for it, it would've hunter gathered itself. And if had killed a shark for it would've ate it. Also it wouldn't have got twatted by a spade at the end, it would've grabbed the spade off the bloke and given 'im the pastin' he deserved. Its a mean life and the crocs are more up for it. And they make better house pets too. Not that I speak from experience.

[Tommy BOO]

ah, you silly people, it's a cute baby crocodile!
and the picture of the otter was the scariest one that i could find...



well, here's a crocodile and two giant otters. happy now, huh?


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[joeloke22]

Hey!!! that's not fair!!!





there's only one crocodile up against two otters!!!

[Melz]