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Tommy BOO



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:59    Post subject: Quality quotes Reply with quote

Add your own favourites here.

"We'll be in Europe in five years."
-Chris Turner 2003, Sheffield Wednesday manager

Ha ha ha... Or maybe not. Wink

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey, annoying American pop-bitch

What a heartless and cold comment... but what else could you expect from the over-privileged diva bitch? Fook off.
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Setareh Juventina



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 15:19    Post subject: Re: Quality quotes Reply with quote

Tommy BOO wrote:
What a heartless and cold comment... but what else could you expect from the over-privileged diva bitch? Fook off.


I'm not sure it's heartlessness as much as ignorance and stupidity. The brain needs to be updated regularly and if you don't use it it will not function properly. L&P
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Tommy BOO



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 15:55    Post subject: Re: Quality quotes Reply with quote

Setareh Juventina wrote:
I'm not sure it's heartlessness as much as ignorance and stupidity. The brain needs to be updated regularly and if you don't use it it will not function properly. L&P


Oh yes, Mariah Carey is an ignorant & stupid cow as well.
Or perhaps not... that's an insult for all the cows in the world. Embarassed
Sorry cows - fook off Mariah Carey.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 16:02    Post subject: allow me to paraphrase... Reply with quote

"my favourite colour is even green"

- Mariah Carey, proving her Irish ancestory

Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 16:06    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I hate people who take drugs. Customs men, for example."

- Mick Miller (or someone I don't know)
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 16:14    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I've never seen a gorilla with no fooking hair."

- Liam Gallagher, on Gorillaz's (apparently) balding Damon Albarn
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 17:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

"are you a mod or a rocker?" (- unidentified man)

"...I'm a mocker" ( - Ringo Starr)
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 17:12    Post subject: Reply with quote

this one seems almost too good to be true:


"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

- Kristin Wilson, Nintendo, Inc., 1989
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 18:45    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Can you get me some milk + some teabags?"
- My mum. 2004.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 19:02    Post subject: Reply with quote

discoRdance wrote:
"are you a mod or a rocker?" (- unidentified man)

"...I'm a mocker" ( - Ringo Starr)
'

Hahaha...Ringo rocks.

-How did you find America? said reporter.

-Turn left from Greenland, Juan Lennon.

Hehe. L&P
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 02:25    Post subject: Reply with quote

Setareh Juventina wrote:
-How did you find America? said reporter.

-Turn left from Greenland, Juan Lennon.

Hehe. L&P



hehe... although I thought it was George who said that?

either way, it has to be their Irish humour Wink
*this last comment is for the benefit of Che*
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 09:34    Post subject: Reply with quote

discoRdance wrote:
hehe... although I thought it was George who said that?

either way, it has to be their Irish humour Wink
*this last comment is for the benefit of Che*


Definitely John (95% anyway), he even laughed afterwards. L&P
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 16:35    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, you're right - it was definitely John Smile


How about...

Reporter - "What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?"
George - "Arthur."

Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 21:47    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brian Clough, when one of the Forest side headed the ball from the opposition goalies hand & scored. The referee allowed it as the goalie didn't have 2 hands on the ball. (Sorry for the vagaries but my menory isn't what it used to be!)

Reporter: "So he should be thanking the referee for allowing the goal?"

Cloughie: "No, he should be thanking ME for keeping him in the side when he's failed to score for the past 3 weeks!"
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2004 21:56    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He walked off the pitch and said, 'He headbutted me boss'. I said, 'I'm not surprised, if you'd have tackled me like that I'd have kicked your head in!'"

Neil Warnock

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